FutureMachine Girls

An independent reading index of four kinds of hotel.

Art · Capsule · Casino · Ice — sixteen properties, no bookings

Future Machine Girls

A hotel is a building that agreed to take strangers overnight. The interesting ones disagree about what that requires.

This index reads four answers to the same question side by side: a hotel organised around a collection, a hotel that shrank the private room to a berth, a hotel with a gaming floor in the basement, and a hotel that melts every spring. The comparison is the whole point of putting them on one site.

Everything in the index

Four categories.
Sixteen hotels.

Follow a category for full entries, or read the roster first to see whether the index covers anywhere you were already curious about.

Art Hotels

Hotels where the collection is not decoration bolted on at the end. The building was planned around what hangs in it, or the rooms were handed to artists before the first guest ever arrived.

  • Byblos Art Hotel Villa AmistàCorrubbio di Negarine, Italy
  • Art Series — The BlackmanMelbourne, Australia
  • Hotel Not HotelAmsterdam, Netherlands
  • Faena Hotel Buenos AiresBuenos Aires, Argentina

Capsule Hotels

Hotels that reduced the private room to a berth and put everything else — washing, storing, sitting, eating — into shared space that actually works.

  • The Prime Pod Ginza TokyoTokyo, Japan
  • CUBE Boutique Capsule Hotel @ Kampong GlamSingapore
  • Capsule by Container HotelKuala Lumpur, Malaysia
  • Nadeshiko Hotel ShibuyaTokyo, Japan

Casino Hotels

Four Canadian hotels that happen to have a gaming floor in the building. Described here as hotels first: rooms, service, food, the walk from the lobby to the lift.

  • Montreal Casino & HotelMontreal, Quebec, Canada
  • Fallsview Casino ResortNiagara Falls, Ontario, Canada
  • River Rock Casino ResortRichmond, British Columbia, Canada
  • Casino Rama ResortRama, Ontario, Canada

Ice Hotels

Hotels rebuilt from snow and ice each winter, or built to keep you warm while the weather outside does something spectacular.

  • Sorrisniva Igloo HotelAlta, Norway
  • Iglu-Dorf ZermattZermatt, Switzerland
  • Kakslauttanen Arctic ResortSaariselkä, Finland
  • Aurora Village IvaloIvalo, Finland

How this is written

Prose, not spec sheets.

Every property gets three paragraphs of continuous writing. There is no facilities table, no score out of ten and no star count, because those formats flatten exactly the differences this index exists to describe — and because a table implies a precision that nobody checking a hotel's website next month would be able to reproduce.

We describe buildings and the experience of being inside them: what the structure was before, what the rooms ask of you, what happens in the shared spaces, and who a place actually suits. Where a property is unusual we say so plainly. Where it is ordinary underneath an unusual surface, we say that too.

Details drift. Seasons shift, rooms are refitted, restaurants close. Treat each hotel as the sole authority on its own current offering and treat this index as a reading list.